Okay, so I've been ignoring my dA for erm, how long? I've got stuff to put up, that I keep on putting off, so somebody nag me until I do it okay? Or I'll just forget! XD

On another note, I have been taggedeth by *Pandature and feel I must oblige just to prove my non-deadness to the world!

HUMAN/CREATOR

What's your full name?
Laura Squires. I is special. No middle name!

What's your nickname?
Lauz, Fae (thanks to character and email addy lol)...I don't actually have that many nicknames thanks to my name being short, but if anyone wants to add one to the list...

When's your birthday?
28th May!

What's your favorite colour?
PURPLE! I like black, but technically its not a colour.

What do you hate most?
My irrational fears, and the fact that I'm allergic to courgettes and aubergines. I can't really think of much I hate.

What do you love most?
Oooh, Root Beer, Chocolate, My Bed! Oh, And my best maties, although they're more a who than a what!

What are your favorite creatures?
Phoenixes, Vampires, Dragons, Huskies!!!

Do you watch cartoons?
Erm...yeah...

What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Probably agreeing to a dare which included me running outside in winter in next to nothing...

Wow, you're pretty stupid...
Yeah? Well so are you

Which one of your characters do you like most?
Oooh, I like Laitaine, because she can be such a bitch and so pathetic at times its funny, she's my second oldest character, and I've grown very attached to her.

Which one would you trash?
None of them! I wouldn't have made them all if I wanted to trash them!

What would you do if someone stole your work?
Be very very very mad!

What are your views on online dating?
Erm, stay well clear as its for pathetic old men to try and perv over young women or something like that.

What kind of people do you like?
Ones that breathe.

Would you still be nice to a boring deviant?
Well, yeah, wouldn't you?

What would you do if someone flamed you?
Ignore it unless they kept doing it. Then I'd be pissed.


NOW FOR YOUR CHARACTER:

Hi
What do you want?

What's your name?
Laitaine.
Laura: *ahem*
Fine. Laitaine di'Midici. But the less mentioned about my full name the better. *glare*

How old are you?
It's rude to ask a lady her age.

What species are you?
Elf

Are you male or female?
With tits like mine do you really think I could be male?

If you had to chose just one place to live for the rest of your life, where would it be?
Anywhere I could get sex.

How creative do you think your human/creator is?
Well I suppose if she invented me she has to be creative somehow. But I don't care as long as she doesn't kill me off suddenly.

Could you describe your personality to us?
Obnoxious. Stubborn. Sex on legs?

Hmm...Interesting...tell me your life story, if you don't mind.
Do I have to? Oh very well. Born to a noble Elven family. Sister was betrothed to royalty so we were due to become royal too, like I cared. Got kidnapped when we were young to be trained as assassins, got raped at one point, turned into the ultimate Ice Queen, then kept on bumping into Duefar and man the sex is just too good. Let's keep the soulmate bit a secret though.

*snore*
*Holds blade to throat* I wouldn't do that if I were you.


If there was any other character here on DA that you would do *wink wink* with, who would it be?
I spend plenty of time doing Duefar...and then there's Midnight, Farhago, at one point there was Damask...maybe I should stop there...

Are you planning on getting re-designed anytime soon?
Well, when I get killed I'm turning into a Dark Angel, but at the moment I'm happy staying Elfified. Apart from the tree-hugging connotations. I do NOT hug trees!

Good or Evil?
Hmm...let me think. Evil. Duh!

Okay so this quiz about your highness is over, any last words?
Leave the royalty out of it you little *expletives censored* And if you bother me again I'm going to chop your...
Laura:*clamps hand over Laitaine's mouth*

Oh yeah, who are you going to tag?
Whoever feels like doing this one go ahead!